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Jokes About Cats
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Jokes About Cats
A man hated his wife's cat so much that he decided to get rid of it by driving it two miles from home and leaving it there. But when returned home, he saw the cat sitting at his front door.
So, the next day he drove the cat five miles away and left it there, but when he arrived back home, the cat was once again waiting for him at his front door.
By now he was desperate to get rid of the cat, so this time he drove the cat fifty miles out into the country and left it in the middle of a dense forest.
Five hours later, his wife answered the phone at home. It was her husband.
"Honey," he asked, "is the cat there?"
"Yes," said the wife. "Why?"
"Can put him on the line, please? I'm lost and I need directions to get me home."
Jokes About Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
Jokes About Cats
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Jokes About Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Jokes About Cats
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Jokes About Cats
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
Jokes About Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Jokes About Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
Jokes About Cats
My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'

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