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Jokes About Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
Jokes About Cats
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Jokes About Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Jokes About Cats
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Jokes About Cats
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
Jokes About Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Jokes About Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
Jokes About Cats
My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'
Jokes About Cats
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Jokes About Cats
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

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