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Jokes About Cats
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Jokes About Cats
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
Jokes About Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

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