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Here are some jokes about cats. There are 21 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Cats
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
Jokes About Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Jokes About Cats
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
Jokes About Cats
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
Jokes About Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Jokes About Cats
What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
Jokes About Cats
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
Jokes About Cats
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Jokes About Cats
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Jokes About Cats
A man hated his wife's cat so much that he decided to get rid of it by driving it two miles from home and leaving it there. But when returned home, he saw the cat sitting at his front door.
So, the next day he drove the cat five miles away and left it there, but when he arrived back home, the cat was once again waiting for him at his front door.
By now he was desperate to get rid of the cat, so this time he drove the cat fifty miles out into the country and left it in the middle of a dense forest.
Five hours later, his wife answered the phone at home. It was her husband.
"Honey," he asked, "is the cat there?"
"Yes," said the wife. "Why?"
"Can put him on the line, please? I'm lost and I need directions to get me home."

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