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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
Merry Christmas


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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

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What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

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Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.

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What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.

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What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.

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When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

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What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

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Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

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What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.


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