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Jokes About Christmas - Page 2
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
A mince spy.
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
Frank in Scents.
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Submitted by: Billy
Yule never walk alone.
Submitted by: Billy
What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
Stacks of them.
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
Father Christmas on roller skates.
Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
You can sense his presents.
What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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