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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
Christmas humor


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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!

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Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

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What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.

Submitted by: Joey

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Submitted by: Joey

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John: Would you like a little Christmas cheer?
George: Yes, that would be very welcome.
John: Ok. Hip, hip hooray!

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What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Harp.
Harp who?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas stocking.

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What does Father Christmas do if his elves get too fat?
He sends them to an elf farm.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas.


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