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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.


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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the standard alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

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What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly ...

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.

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What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

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What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".


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