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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.


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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

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What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy.

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What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards.

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Did you hear about the pig who began hiding her food in November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wanda Witch.
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a Merry Christmas.

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What do fish sing at Christmas?
Shark, the herald angels sing.

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Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

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What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes?
Elf-raising flour.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.


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