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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hector.
Hector who?
"Hector halls with boughs of holly."

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What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

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I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

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What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

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Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

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If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

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Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

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Father: Did you see Father Christmas this year, son?
Son: No it was too dark to see him, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toes on the edge of my bed.

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I don't care who you are, get those reindeer and that sleigh off my roof.

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Fred: What kind of Christmas did you have?
Tom: Oh, the same as last year, thirty minutes eating turkey, mince pies and Christmas pudding, followed by three days in bed recovering.


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