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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.


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Steve: What's your father getting for Christmas?
Dave: Bald and fat.

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Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

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What do gorillas sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...

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Joe: Did you get many Christmas presents?
Jack: I sure did. A lot more than my four brothers.
Joe: Why was that?
Jack: On Christmas morning I got up two hours before them.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

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I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year,
A stocking full of presents
And a fridge full of beer.

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Christmas - a holiday during which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

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What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


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