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Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

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Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the office.

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Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.

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Real Users never use the Help key.

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The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

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"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

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Assumed Decimal Point: Located two positions to the right of a programmer's current salary in estimating his own worth.

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If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.


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