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There are three engineers in a car an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft Software Engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"

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Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

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Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

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(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

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Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

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Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

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Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.


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