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What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Steer Wars.
Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
The Daily Moos.
What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
Milk of amnesia.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
In Moo York.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
Moo-souri.
What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
Moo York City.
Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
In a moo-seum.
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Watch moovies!