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Here are some jokes about cows. There are 38 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Cows
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
Jokes About Cows
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
Jokes About Cows
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Jokes About Cows
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
Jokes About Cows
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
Jokes About Cows
Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
Jokes About Cows
What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
Jokes About Cows
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
Jokes About Cows
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Jokes About Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

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