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Jokes About Dentists - Page 1


Trying to extract humor out of going to the dentist, here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about dentists. There are 10 jokes in this category.
jokes about dentists



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Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

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What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.

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Why did the king visit his dentist?
He wanted to have his teeth crowned.

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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

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When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

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I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

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I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.



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