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Jokes About Dentists - Page 1

Trying to extract humor out of going to the dentist, here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about dentists.
jokes about dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?

Why did the king visit his dentist?
He wanted to have his teeth crowned.

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.