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Jokes About Dieting
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
Jokes About Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

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Paradox - two physicians.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

My new girlfriend is as pretty as a flower - a cauliflower.

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.

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