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Here are more jokes about diets and dieting.

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Jokes About Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Jokes About Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Jokes About Dieting
Helen: Did you hear about the girl who went on a coconut diet?
Mary: Did she lose much weight?
Helen: Not a pound, but you should see her climb trees!
Jokes About Dieting
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
Jokes About Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

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Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.


Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.

Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida Kline to answer that.

Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

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