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Jokes About Divorce - Page 1


Here are some jokes about divorce. There are 7 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Divorce
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
Jokes About Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
Jokes About Divorce
Judge: You say you want a divorce because your husband is careless about his appearance?
Wife: That's correct your Honor. He hasn't shown up in almost five years.
Jokes About Divorce
Joe: My wife and I would have been divorced years ago if it hadn't been for our kids.
Tom: Oh, you both refused to give them up?
Joe: No, neither of us wanted to take them!
Jokes About Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
Jokes About Divorce
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
Jokes About Divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
Submitted by: Freddy