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Jokes About Doctors
The man said, 'That girl over there thinks she's a tonsil.'
My brother said, 'Well she's very nicely dressed.'
The man said, 'You bet. She thinks the doctor's taking her out tonight.'
Jokes About Doctors
My mum went rushing to the doctor in a panic. She said, 'Doctor my little girl's swallowed my pen.'
The doctor said,' 'Don't worry you can borrow mine.'
Jokes About Doctors
My mum was in hospital, and the doctor said, 'Listen, I want you to drink a Guinness after your bath every day.'
My mum said, 'If I drink my bath I won't have room for a Guinness.'
Jokes About Doctors
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
Jokes About Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Jokes About Doctors
The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

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