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Jokes About Doctors
The doctor said to this chap, 'I'm afraid you've only got five minutes left to live.'
The chap said, 'Doctor that's terrible. What can you do for me?'
The doctor said, 'I'll boil you an egg if you like.'
Jokes About Doctors
My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor to Patient: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: The good news, please.
Doctor: The good news is that you have only twentyfour hours to live.
Patient: If that's the good news, what's the bad news?
Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Men are like....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

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