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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.

Submitted by: JB

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.

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