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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid idiot!

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a really bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.

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