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Jokes About Doctors - Page 5


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Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

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Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

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What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

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Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

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Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?


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