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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

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Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

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Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

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Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!


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