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Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

A boy called the doctor..
"Doctor, doctor come quick, my younger brother has just swallowed my pen."
"I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm using a pencil..."

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

Submitted by: Joan

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"

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