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Jokes About Dogs
What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
Jokes About Dogs
What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
Jokes About Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
Jokes About Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Jokes About Dogs
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Jokes About Dogs
Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
Jokes About Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
Jokes About Dogs
Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
Jokes About Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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One day a salesman dropped in to see a business customer. He found that the office was deserted except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his eyes were playing tricks on him. Just then, the dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised, sir this is all part of my job."
"That's simply incredible!" muttered the man. "I can't believe it! I'm must tell your boss what a fantastic asset he has in you - a dog that is able to talk!"
"No, no, please don't do that" said the dog. "If my boss finds out I that can talk, he'll make me answer the phones as well as clean the office."
Submitted by: Nigel

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