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Jokes About Dogs - Page 1
Here are some jokes about dogs. There are 45 jokes in this category.
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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
A shampoodle!
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
He won a collarship.
What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
Collie flour.
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.
A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
A kennel club.
What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
A baby setter.
We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.