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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
