Jokes About Dogs - Page 1

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!