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Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.


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What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

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What is grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant.

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What is blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole.

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What's big, grey and flies straight up into the air?
An elecopter.

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What is large, grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.

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How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...

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Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

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Does an elephant ever forget?
Only if you lend him money.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up.


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