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Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.


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Why did the elephants leave the circus?
They were tired of working for peanuts.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have glove compartments.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
The bed smells of peanuts and the sheets are wrinkled.

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Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.

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How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....

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Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

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Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.

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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

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Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.


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