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Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.

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Jokes About Elephants
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.
Jokes About Elephants
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Jokes About Elephants
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
Jokes About Elephants
What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
Jokes About Elephants
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.

Passengers hit by cancelled trains

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Levin who?
I'm Levin on a jet plane.

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