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Jokes About Elephants - Page 1

Here is our selection of corny old elephant jokes and funny stories. There are 34 jokes in this category.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.

Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

What do elephants say as a compliment to other elephants?
You look elephantastic.

What is an elephants favourite movie?

Which animals were the last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants because they had to pack their trunks.

How to elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone.

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

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