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Jokes About Elephants - Page 1


Here is our selection of corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.


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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.

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Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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What do elephants say as a compliment to other elephants?
You look elephantastic.

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What is an elephants favourite movie?
Elephantasia.

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Which animals were the last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants because they had to pack their trunks.

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How to elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone.

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Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.

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What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

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What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.


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