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Jokes About Fish - Page 1
Here are some jokes about fish. There are 9 jokes in this category.
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What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
Rod!
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
Bookworms!
What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
A starfish.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
Because they like to swim around in schools.
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
Scales!
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
No, I prefer to catch fish.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
The scales.
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
On a waterbed.
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