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Here are some jokes about ghosts. There are 28 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Ghosts
Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
Jokes About Ghosts
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
Jokes About Ghosts
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Jokes About Ghosts
Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Jokes About Ghosts
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Jokes About Ghosts
What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
Jokes About Ghosts
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Jokes About Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
Jokes About Ghosts
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Jokes About Ghosts
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!

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