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Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 2


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I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.

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My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

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John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.

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What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.

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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

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Why is a launderette not a good place to find a girlfriend?
If she cannot even afford to buy her own washing machine, she will never have enough money to support you.

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Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"

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My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.

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When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

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My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


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