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My girlfriend walked into a shop to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, "Computers don't need curtains."
My girlfriend said, "Hellooo, I have windows!"

Submitted by: Stevan Hogg

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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

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My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'

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My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...


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