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My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.
Mr Brown: It works!
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."