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My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Dog Biscuits
What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
Christmas
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
Real programs don't eat cache.
Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Cookies
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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