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Jokes About Horses
A man's car suddenly stopped dead when he was driving down the middle of a country lane. He stepped out of the car and looked inside the bonnet to see if he could fix it. After a while a horse ambled up beside him, had a look at the car and said:
'Your trouble is probably in the carburetor.'
The man was so amazed that he ran down the road until he met the farmer walking towards him. He stopped the farmer and told him exactly what had happened.
'Did the horse have a white patch in the middle of his forehead?' asked the farmer.
'Yes, yes!' cried the motorist.
'Don't pay any attention, then,' said the farmer, 'that was only old Dobbin and he doesn't know a thing about cars.'
Jokes About Horses
The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
Jokes About Horses
My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
Jokes About Horses
How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.

Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.

Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

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