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Jokes About Husbands - Page 1
Here are some jokes about husbands. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
He remembered it.
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
In the dictionary.
Avril: I have fourteen children.
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Archaeologists
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Bookkeepers
Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
Overweight
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
Girlfriends
If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
Astronauts
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Because they recently had a big launch.
Fish
Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.