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Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
Avril: I have fourteen children.
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
