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Jokes About Husbands - Page 1


Here are some jokes about husbands. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Husbands
Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
Jokes About Husbands
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
Jokes About Husbands
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
Jokes About Husbands
Avril: I have fourteen children.
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Jokes About Husbands
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Jokes About Husbands
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.

Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.

Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

Fish

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.