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Here are some jokes about stupid idiots. There are 3 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Idiots
One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."
Jokes About Idiots
A decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.
'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.'
Jokes About Idiots
An idiot was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of a road. On his first day he painted eight miles, on his second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, "Why is it that you are painting less each day?"
"Because each day I get further away from the can of paint."


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What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.