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Jokes About Insects - Page 1


Here are some jokes about insects. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Jokes About Insects
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Jokes About Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Jokes About Insects
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.