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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods. Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, 'You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit.' Then the rabbit started feeling the snake and said, 'And you are cold and slithery. You must be a lawyer.'


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