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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life.

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Submitted by: Billy

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I only catch her in my pockets.

A man took his wife to the doctors. After he had examined her the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!"
To which the man replied, "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 30 years."

A woman says to her friend, "I was in a such generous mood today, I gave a poor beggar $25."
"Thats a lot of money to give to a beggar," says her friend. "What did your husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank you'."

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

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