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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life.


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Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

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A smart wife will always ask her husband's opinion - after she has made up her mind.

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My wife has a terrible memory - she never forgets anything.

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My wife wanted to see the world, so I bought an atlas.

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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

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Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

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I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.


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