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Jokes About Marriage - Page 3


Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life.


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Two men are talking. The first said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons.

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Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!

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My wife really worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every day.

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Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

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A smart wife will always ask her husband's opinion - after she has made up her mind.

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My wife has a terrible memory - she never forgets anything.

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My wife wanted to see the world, so I bought an atlas.

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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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