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Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

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Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

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I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

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Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.
Mr Brown: It works!

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Wife: What do you mean coming home half drunk at this time of night?
Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.

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Husband: Let's go out on the town tonight and have some fun.
Wife: Yeah, but if you get home before me, remember to leave the front door open.

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It first occured to me that our marriage might be in trouble when my wife won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hawaii - and she went twice.

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An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. "Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow," he said. "What would you get?"
"Oh, a Labrador dog, I think," replied the housewife. "They're so well-behaved.

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My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

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I still miss my ex-husband - but my aim is getting better.


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