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Jokes About Marriage - Page 9


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MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

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Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!

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A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

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A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

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A man had a wife who was a terrible cook - she just served frozen food day after day. Eventually the husband went to his doctor and explained his problem. 'And what's the trouble?' asked the doctor. 'Ulcers?' 'No, frostbite.'

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'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

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Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.

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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

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Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.


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