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Jokes About Monsters - Page 1

These are our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures. There are 15 jokes in this category.

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Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.

Submitted by: Alec

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

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