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Jokes About Monsters - Page 1


These are our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures. There are 15 jokes in this category.


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Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

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When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

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What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

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Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.

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Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

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How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

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When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.

Submitted by: Alec

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Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.


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