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Jokes About Musicians - Page 1


Here are some jokes about musicians. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Musicians
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Jokes About Musicians
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Jokes About Musicians
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Jokes About Musicians
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Jokes About Musicians
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

Houses

A man's house is his hassle.

Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

What is the only kind of dog that you can eat?
A hot dog.

Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.