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Jokes About Pets - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about pets.


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What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

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Why are dalmations no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

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Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

Submitted by: Lauren B

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Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

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Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

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My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

Submitted by: Shirley

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A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."

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My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

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Would you like to play with my new dog?
He looks very fierce. Does he bite?
That's what I want to find out.

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"Say have you seen my new dog?"
"Spitz?"
"No, but he drools a little."


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