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Here are some jokes about pigs. There are 15 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Pigs
Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
Jokes About Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
Jokes About Pigs
What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
Jokes About Pigs
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Jokes About Pigs
Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Jokes About Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Jokes About Pigs
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Jokes About Pigs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Jokes About Pigs
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
Submitted by: Tracy
Jokes About Pigs
What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.

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