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Jokes about Politicians - Page 4


Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.


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Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

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I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

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A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

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A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.

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Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

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The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.


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