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Jokes about Politicians - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.


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Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

Submitted by: Billy

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A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

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Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

Submitted by: Billy

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Two politicans were having a heated debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

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There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.

Submitted by: Neil

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

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Don't vote - it only encourages them.

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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

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Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!


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