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Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!

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Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

Submitted by: Joe

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Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

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Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

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Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

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Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

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Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

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Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.

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Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

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Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


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